Hey everybody! We took a long time since the last Ohm Force newsletter, but it seems that all the wait was worthwhile, since we have a huge announce to make: from now on, the OHMICIDE:MELOHMAN is our biggest blockbuster ever! A bad bad serial killer that have just beaten it's last victim: the bestselling Ohmboyz, our acclaimed crazy delay plug-in who have been at the top of the podium for years and now finds itself in the second place.  We're realizing that our predicitons used to be right; you're nothing but a buch of ill minded distortion hungry producers who want to distort all and everything. We want to thank each one of you that have purchased the plug-in, helping Ohmicide:Melohman in it's goal of distorting the whole world...

Next wednesday (may 21th) we gonna thank all those who have already purchased Ohmicide:Melohman (Single License or Pack): during 24hrs they'll benefit of a 50% off reduction to buy any other Ohm Force plug-in. This promo will work only for individual plug-ins (and not bundles) without any quantity limits: you can pick how many you want, all at half price. To benefit of this reduction, just copy/paste this coupon when purchasing:
THANK-YOU-OHMICIDERS-OF-THE-WORLD

All those who are not yet owners of the best distortion of this planet don't need to cry: during these same 24hrs they will be able to benefit of the 50% off reduction to purchase the Ohmicide:Melohman (Single License or Pack). To benefit of this reduction, just copy/paste this coupon when purchasing: OHMICIDE-WILL-KILL-US-ALL

It's a very special opportunity to benefit of the 50% off reduction we usually just give for students. It means even you guys who have finished school a loooong time ago will be able to feel a glance of freshness and purchase our plugs at half price. You just can't miss it, cause next time will be only the day Ohmicide:Melohman code reaches Pentagon's computers or the Tokyo traffic control system. By the way, you don't need to worry about time zones: we have an exclusive technologie wich will guaranty that these 24hrs will work worldwide, from Brazil to China!

From now on, each Ohmforce newsletter will provide pills of wisdom and sorcery about our plug-ins. Those tricks and treats will come in three possible flavors, depending on it's required knowledge degree: "Amoeba", "Oister" or "Stephen Hawking". An example:

Required knowledge degree: Oister >> When using the Ohmicide:Melohman plug-in, it fills us with so much violent feelings that is easy to start playing around with all the distortion and dynamic possibilites, forgetting to do what actually should be always the first thing done: to TRIM your sound in order to psychologically prepare it to receive all the electroshocks and overdrive it's going to take just after. That's why some audio clips you've tried to pass through the Ohmicide:Melohman haven't produced the evil results you were expecting: they don't have enough strength to reach the distortion thresholds and you forgot to pimp them first. That said, keep in mind: there's no audio that can't be distorted the way you want, it's that you haven't yet been cruel enough with them.